Robert @robkrueger@chaos.social

RT @ProjectLincoln@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1280252773192339458

Adoption rate of #iOS 9 should be even better now - I just updated an iPad 2 from 7.0.4 to 9.3.6 🙃

K1 (3J) als ich das Kuh-Kuscheltier rüber reiche: „ne, ich hab jetzt keine Zeit für eine Kuh, ich muss den Osterhasen aufheitern.“

RT @AmyAmy0572@twitter.com

@archer_rs@twitter.com Well, whilst I have been busily illustrating the day so far, it seems that someone else has come in and killed the funnest thing for fucking months.
Boo sucks to you!
As for the rest of you......... Updates so far today are here

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AmyAmy0572/status/1278650359246970882

Great Index.

https://xkcd.com/2327/

This thread.

https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1277505330885386240

RT @archer_rs@twitter.com

Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation.

The blame apparently is with "Brussels".

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1277505330885386240

Wir werden wohl doch alle störben.. run for the hills.

RT @leitmedium@twitter.com

»Schweinegrippe-Erreger mit Pandemie-Potenzial entdeckt«.
Auf diese Nachricht erstmal ein Schnitzel!

https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_88105312/corona-krise-schweinegrippe-erreger-mit-pandemie-potenzial-entdeckt.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/leitmedium/status/1277884277540163585

RT @richdavisphd@twitter.com

What about keeping your distance?

Second demo: I set open bacteria culture plates 2, 4 and 6 feet away and coughed (hard) for ~15s. I repeated this without a mask.

As seen by number of bacteria colonies, droplets mostly landed <6 ft, but a mask blocked nearly all of them.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/richdavisphd/status/1276629364067536897

RT @richdavisphd@twitter.com

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/richdavisphd/status/1276629360212979712

K1 (3 Jahre): „Meinst du wir sollten mal die Fliegen mit dem Hammer zurecht schlagen?“

RT @justinbarriball@twitter.com

Might give you all a laugh, seems@to be quite popular!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/justinbarriball/status/1276261371185967105

RT @diktator@twitter.com

Wäre Corona ein Horrorfilm, wären wir jetzt in Minute 25, wo alle Protagonisten dieses eine sehr merkwürdige Ereignis zu Beginn wieder vergessen haben.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/diktator/status/1276065172801703937

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zur Trendwende. Ganz großes Hallenhalma. m( #CoronaVirusDE
#Corona #COVID19 #SARSCoV2

https://ig.ft.com/coronavirus-chart/?areas=usa&areas=gbr&areas=deu&areas=fra&areas=ita&areasRegional=usny&areasRegional=usnj&cumulative=0&logScale=1&perMillion=1&values=cases

Colbert kann Interview.

RT @DanRather@twitter.com

This is how you conduct an interview. It’s not gotcha, if it’s the truth. And be ready with the follow up questions. https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1275592087090626560

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1275856833157136385

RT @StephenKing@twitter.com

Trump has royally fucked up this country.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1275965523625418753

RT @CBSNews@twitter.com

Former Deputy Attorney General Donald Ayer: "William Barr poses the greatest threat in my lifetime to our rule of law and to public trust in it. That is because he does not believe in its core principle — that no person is above the law." https://www.cbsnews.com/news/roger-stone-prosecutory-aaron-zelinsky-house-judiciary-committee-hearing-today-2020-06-24/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1275832243165036544

RT @cassidoo@twitter.com

ASMR for developers

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1275605680242610177

RT @KarlaKnows@twitter.com

Lockdown in Gütersloh bis mindestens 30.6.
Man dürfe aber verreisen und Urlaub planen, sagt Laschet.

Das ist wie mit meiner Diät:
Ich trinke bis min. 30.6 keinen Alkohol, ausser an Tagen, die auf "Tag" enden und mittwochs.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KarlaKnows/status/1275409441756794883

RT @_youhadonejob1@twitter.com

Well that...

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1276020335473840129

RT @lyssaslounge@twitter.com

I might be enjoying this a bit too much. #coronavirus #ContactTracing #Germany #BorisHasFailedUK https://twitter.com/vowe/status/1275847859590529030

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/lyssaslounge/status/1275887169073119232