sockke @sockke@chaos.social

"kurze runde civ vorm schlafn gehen?" - "ok"

*6 uhr morgens später*

heeey ho, internetz o/ you. me. tomorrow at the #KölnerLichter! hit me up if you wanna meet for a tyskie or two.

ihr solltet das wissen

@anarchiv to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to piss out of your ass. the humour of pissing out of your ass is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical mastotröts head.

@anarchiv this is a very good dog 13/10

@anarchiv yes

hab nach monaten harv endlich überreden können sich mal wieder von mir waschen zu lassen und dann fängts plötzlich an zu gewittern. *help me i'm scared*

it's saturday. time to act like helping the homeless & people in need with a meal, a talk and some new clothes. or at least to make their day.

it's friday. time to move your meatbags back and forth. #dnb #np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT8dXnyCsXg&list=PLmsrfGeY8PwBPflAgu2VsTYb-BdRCK9yP&index=1