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"kann ich 2 ex orb haben?" - "die einzige ex die du bekommst is 'ne exmatrikulation"

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since the other day was the lunar new year, heres some photos i took of the chinese lantern festival back in 2017

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a few days ago we had to work an unexpected night protect you from the CVE-2021-3156 sudo security issue. Why and how? check the blog! 🔒🎉
blog.uberspace.de/sudo-cve-202

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now sally is a girl in shinbone alley.. <3 🚀🎶

14 stunden am stück und alle 4 spieler haben den tomb of horrors überlebt. selten so krass intensiv gewesen, gg wp

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ew, people are sending me emails

in the future, please use my new address: /dev/null

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99,9 Prozent aller BesitzerInnen von elektrischen Zahnbürsten benutzen ihr Gerät völlig falsch.

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reminds me of how on the first shabbat I had in Philly we welcomed the cat into the "let's all hold hands and pray over the challah" thing since he'd fallen asleep on a chair at the table

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an ethernet cable has a cat rating, which indicates how many cat pics you can squeeze through it every second

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While tasked to evaluate some software in my student job, i found that Pretty User Interface design does not guarantee good User experience.

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