stiefel boosted

"Okay, here's the scenario. You are a crew member on a starship."
"Cool."
"Space travel is slow, you'll be stuck with your crewmates a long time."
"So we must get along."
"Yes. Communicate, listen, share limited resources."
"I can do that. What's the starship called?"
"Earth."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I think I'm safe. I have my own doctor. And it is a plague doctor non the less!

stiefel boosted

In tech, 'smart' refers to any device that stops working when the company that manufactures it goes out of business, regardless of what it does.

I wonder if I would park like that in Vienna, would I get a ticket?

stiefel boosted
stiefel boosted
Undocumented Admin

> Friendly white-hat hackers, who gently access your vulnerable systems and patch them for you.

https://undocumentedadm.in/
stiefel boosted

"Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan"

stiefel boosted
stiefel boosted
RuCTFE 2019 starts on November 23rd, 2019 at 10:00 UTC.
Don’t miss it and get some flags :)

https://ructfe.org
stiefel boosted
Booking a hotel for over 500€ – No TAC or 2FA confirmation required.

Buying a train ticket for 5€ – Please log into 3 different apps to proof that this purchase is legit.

Wat.
stiefel boosted
stiefel boosted
Dear people, who use their phones while driving,




please don’t …
stiefel boosted

RANT: Fedora Installer 

What the hell's wrong with Fedora's installer? It's most inefficient, slow, unhelpful and constantly gets into my way of actually installing an OS.

It's a graphical installer, that's already a negative. It *requires* a mouse, no way to use it with a keyboard alone. The mouse arrow is too jerky to be called usable.
It lies about the ways it will setup disks.

Restart at the end must be done via Terminal since there's no button in the GUI.

stiefel boosted

What kind of cow does coconut milk come from?

A cowcownut.

so this company calls be regarding a job interview. We found the right time spot, and the dude tell me that I'm going to need to write some litte program, and they'll provide a laptop with vim, emacs and pycharm and CentOS as OS.

Me: don't say it, don't say it
Also me: yeah it's alright, I know vim and pycharm and I use Arch Linux anyways, so it is going to be fine.

DAMN ARCH CURSE!

Shitty banking apps vol. 1

In banking app A if you tap on your IBAN you get a popup to either copy the IBAN to the clipboard or to share the IBAN. As I was trying to send it to myself over some massaging app, so I don't have to type it in I chose the sharing. That fucking piece of shit app sent over the NAME OF THE VARIABLE THAT HOLDS THE IBAN!?!?!?! (account__lbl_share_iban_swift_text) I mean how can you be that shitfaced to program something that way?

> Now we got into the researching phase. That is the fancy word for plagiarism.

Credit: Lets game it out

Show older
chaos.social

chaos.social – a Fediverse instance for & by the Chaos community