Some dude coming around with a key: What are you doing?
Us: Trying to break in.
Him: *in most unconcerned way possible* Oh, okay. *proceeds to let us in*

*me and Zentibel stuck outside metalab trying to find the IP address of the door lock*

- WHY DOES THE METANUDEL HAVE AN IP ADDRESS???

Thank you Aberdeen, NorthernRST, 57North and the Scottish Consulate for an amazing weekend. See you all at congress.

2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

My first time giving a talk, a heckler tries to take me on, people defend me and he storms out of the building. Yesssss, couldn't have gone better.

- Are you adding coffee to your coffee?
- YES

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