quadrophonic CD
dolby digital music box
33⅓RPM blu-ray
please switch the USB-C stick to side 2 to continue playback
double-sided wax cylinder
super long play GBA cartridge
rewritable MP3 file
stereoscopic casette
AC to DC downmixer
losslessly compressed film negative
okay i'll stop 
maybe just a few more 
FAT32-formatted vinyl LP
HEVC memory stick duo
write protected whiteboard
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
4K reel-to-reel
35mm laserdisc
full colour 8-track
LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets
dolby atmos for SNES
your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin
requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version
windows CE NT
volt to amp converter
for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania
quad-layer VHS tape
cloud-based RAM
four sided record
no magenta ink - video will play in black and white
solid state compact cassette
@lynnesbian I kinda want to make a solid state compact casette. An SD-card reader, microcontroller, codec, DAC, and magnetic analog interface to the casette player. Power from a generator driven through the tape spool wheel. Control by the casette (fwd, rev, fast forward).
Too much effort and too niche but it would be a lot of fun.
