just saw an SUV with a "this machine kills fascists" sticker and I'm not sure how to feel about this

@anarchiv Well, you CAN kill more fascists with an SUV than you can with a goddamn bicycle, so there's that.

@uint8_t @anarchiv Sorry, but that's cheating. I'm talking about killing fascists with a bicycle ALONE. You can only do one at a time, and you'd have to run the motherfucker over multiple times.

An SUV, however, can flatten maybe 4 or 5 at a time in one pass.

Take off that goddamn hair shirt and put the pedal to the metal, junior.

@flugennock @uint8_t
Depends. If you jump off a bridge with a bicycle, you might catch half a dozen of them.

@uint8_t @flugennock @anarchiv if you're allowed to strap weapons to it an SUV could hold more

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