"… die Entscheidung, beim Mittagessen, für welches Gericht entscheidet man sich…" Pferdeleberkäs!

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+++ BREAKING +++ Polizeipferde spurlos verschwunden. +++ Preis für Pferdeleberkäs erreichte unerklärlichen Tiefststand ++++

VdB spricht zur Bevölkerung. Shorty nur zur Presse.

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Wann gibt's jetzt endlich das Rauchverbot?

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TIL: Der Unterschied zwischen einer Flasche Club-Mate und FloraPower sind 2 Gummibären.

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Ich benutze jetzt seit zwei Tagen #StreetComplete und habe jetzt schon über 220 neue Daten hinzugefügt. So eine niedrigschwellige Möglichkeit, zu #OpenStreetMaps beizutragen, ist echt cool. Wenn ihr die Möglichkeit habt, probiert es doch auch mal. :)

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Das ist soo grossartig! Die Danksagung von Christine Prayon zur Verleihung des mit 10.000 Euro dotierten "Dieter-Hildebrandt-Preises".

Spoiler: Sie spendet das Geld der @fsfe Ganz grosses Kino!

heise.de/tp/features/Fuer-die-

vmware.com/security/advisories

These options may impose a non-trivial performance impact and are not enabled by default.

-2019-0008

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Does Mastodon have a feature to filter toots based on the client they were posted with?
On the birdsite this helps tremendously with cutting down on bot crap which becomes more and more annoying on the fediverse since everyone and their dog is now crossposting and shitting all over the fediverse because they're too <insert favourite expletive> to actually post here.

If you crosspost from the birdsite: STOP that shit, or at least get your damn broken bots in order.

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Looking for...
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] arch linux user

missing feature

"The name Khaleesi was given to 560 girls in the US last year, many more if you include variations on the spelling. In total, more than 3,500 children have been named after her since the show began."

Kein Mitleid.

Spoileralert:

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2

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Lenovo BIOS Update:
- [Important] Enhancement to address security vulnerability CVE-2018-12126,
(cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.)
anticipated to be published 05/14/2019.
- [Important] Enhancement to address security vulnerability CVE-2018-12127,
(cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.)
anticipated to be published 05/14/2019.
- [Important] Enhancement to address security vulnerability CVE-2018-12130,
(cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.)
anticipated to be published 05/14/2019.
- Updated the CPU microcode.

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