Wo kauft man denn sinnvoll LED Decken Einbauspots? Nein, nicht im Baumarkt.

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well since we all agree that a coworker is someone who orks cows, it’s obvious that a manager ages men, right

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Sehr geehrte Verkehsteilnehmer ohne KfZ, leider haben wir für sie nur einen Mittelfinger.
MfG,
ihre Straßenbaubehörde

@fedibikes

I've been informed (by @bastilian) that it's then called "patch", and I have nothing to add.

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If your fix comes without tests, it's not a fix, it's a band-aid.

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LICENSE PLATE: DED LOL
CUSTOMER: ...?
DMV: ...

VERDICT: APPROVED

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Deutsche Bedienungsanleitungen nutzen unironisch "Ikone" für "Icon" 😭

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When software engineers never talk to actual customers while building their product

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@th [medium, during seance] I can feel our spirit friend's presence. Spirit, heed my--
[desperate software engineer, interrupting] WHAT TIME ZONE IS IT THERE

"Start building for the simple case, you can extend for the complex one later" always forgets the special case that requires design changes for the complex case 😞

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"Senior Full Stack Python Developer €70k"

Does that already count as an insult?

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